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What if Aspergers was a 1980's Saturday Cartoon

Okay before I begin I don't want anyone here reading this getting offended at what I am going to write which may or may not be offensive to us Aspies. Just remember what I am writing is not to be taken seriously just as a simple silly idea I had in my head for a very long time about Aspergers as I logical and stupid as it sounds.
Also I have Aspergers too so this equally affects me too.

Let's begin......

Throughout the years I have seen movies, books and people try to explain the condition known as Aspergers which is a mild high function form of autism that may or may not give that individual a higher cognitive thinking in this like doing advance math, making good art, etc....

As a long time comic book and just plain geek culture obsessed Aspie myself, I always wondered what it would be like if someone took this approach of explaining Aspergers to the public but made it in a way that would be fun and very interesting to the public to keep them glued to their seats to want to learn more about our condition?

What I'm suggesting is what if Aspergers was......



Here's how I picture it on a far far distant planet in a far far away solar system there stood the planet of Aspergerion. Aspergerion was a beautiful, technology advanced and peaceful planet home to the Aspergerion people who were very highly intelligent, creativity and peaceful human looking alien race. The Aspergerions lived in their united single world wide government spending time happily living their lives doing jobs based on their skills set and communicating in their quirky Aspie way that to them was normal but to humans of earth was strange.

All Aspergions had amazing super powers based on whatever their natural skill set or obsession was. Like an Aspie who had the obsession with building machines on how to take them apart then put the back together again could use his or her mind to psychokinetically assemble a whole machine with their brain without lifting a single finger to do it.

Another Aspie on this planet might have skills like knowing how animals behaved and got the super power of communicating with animals.

Or an Aspie who was obsessed with reading about comic book superheroes of earth had the super power of having every single superhero whoever existed in comic book's super power all for himself.

And whatever else obsessions Aspies that exist in real life have they would have super powers based on their obsession.

Truly Aspergerion was a truly beautiful marvel of a planet with it's many many amazing advances and global world peace but that would be short lived as the once peaceful atmosphere of Aspergerion would be disturbed by war.

Specifically a war on peace started by the faction of Aspergerions called the Anarchspies; an evil group of Aspies bent on destroying the peace of Aspergerion. Their leader; Lord Aspie who's obsession is with wars wages his evil campaign to conquer all of Aspergerion then the whole universe to reign Aspie supremacy.

As he marches to destroy the once peace world......

A brave young Aspie male called Aspimus Prime stands up against the the evil of a Lord Aspie and fights him to try to save Aspergerion from the mad man's obsession of waging wars and conquering the planet as well as the universe.

Aspimus Prime uses his natural obsession power of being obsessed with comic book superheroes that give him every single super power ever created in comic book history to fight Aspie Lord before he could do more harm. (Aspimus Prime is just like any other barrel chested 1980's action guy hero like Duke from Gi Joe, Optimus Prime of the Transformers and the list goes on for the stereotypical 1980's action hero lol)

They fight but are too equally matched in their fighting skills and super powers then Aspie Lord plays dirty and calls in his Anarchspies who use their evil individual obsession powers to out number Aspimus Prime who now out numbered calls on his own allies to help him in his fight against Aspie Lord.

Aspimus Prime calls in the aid of the Asperexians the faction of Aspergerions that are peaceful and noble Aspies of the planet. Aspie Prime's allies consist of:

Asperette; a beautiful female Aspie who has the obsession power to understand animals and call on them to help her, a good warrior herself like Aspimus Prime and also Aspimus' lover too. She also throughout the series of the cartoon is constantly kidnapped, needs to be rescued by her male Asprexian teammates, makes little boys watching this cartoon hit puberty way before their teens as Asperette wears a very revealing skintight outfit (what do you expect this is a 1980's hero type cartoon made as if it was made in the 1980's so these degrading stereotypical things that are applied to Asperette's character are normal for this type of cartoon made as if it was in the 1980's )

Aspirock; a big massive male Aspie who has the obsession power of understanding rocks and can turn his skin into various rocks to give him strength to defeating the evil forces of Aspie Lord and his Anarchspies.

Techspies; a tall skinny Aspie male who has the obsession power of understanding how machines work how to assemble them and uses his technopathic brain to assemble any machine he could ever conceived to help defeat Lord Aspie and his Anarchspies.

And finally there is.....

Aspicat; scientists say cats are one of the only animals in nature to have Aspergers like man well in this case the Asprexians have a mascot Asperger animal who talks and has the obsession power of understanding sarcasm and using any weapon ever created by anyone in the universe. ( whom is considered either a fan favorite character like Rocket Raccoon from Guardians of the Galaxy or as annoying as Snarf from the original Thundercats)

The Aprexians and Abarchians fight endless but no closer are the Asprexians to saving Aspergerion which ultimate gets destroyed forcing the two factions of Aspergerions to flee from the exploding planet aboard space ships headed for what is a habitual planet that the Aspergerions to live on.

Along the way the Asprexians and Anarchians space ships fire at one another damaging both crafts beyond repair causing both crafts to make an emergency landing on a nearby habitual planet.......Earth

The ships crash, the Asprexians' ship crashing somewhere in Japan while the Anarchians' space ship crashes in West Phillidephia destroying much of the area but no one really gave a dam that it did lol

The Asprexians emerge from their crashed ship onto a strange planet of people who look just like them but socialized very differently from them like making eye contact when talking to each other and engaging in boring conversations about things that Aspies would right away find boring. The humans see the Asprexians as quirky and socially unable to talk properly to them in their do called right way of socializing that must Aspies would see as confusing.

Yet before misunderstanding of the two groups could occur......

The Evil Lord Aspie and his Anarchspies show up and start blasting some NT humans into submission for NTs not bowing before the might of Aspie supremacy. Then the Asprexians jump in to continue their long war against the Anarchspies to help protect the NT humans even after the fact that the NT humans were so mean to the Aspexians for being Aspie on their NT ruled world.

The Aspexians fought for Aspie and NT peaceful co-existence while the Anarchspies fought to wipe out all NTs not seeing that they would become worse then the NT humans were for judging Aspergerions.

Blah blah this cartoon will have many many episodes made like any other action hero 1980's type cartoon will also sell many many action figures and toys based on the Aspergerion 5 License name and franchise blah blah numerous cartoon sequels, reboots, remakes and even an indevelopment live action movie based on the Aspergerion 5 produced or directed by Michael Bay, starring Megan Fox as Asperette would be made like all 1980's type cartoon remakes blah blah corporations only care about money and not story telling lol :)

Hoped you all enjoyed my really silly what if scenario of explaining Aspergers but in the form of a 1980's hero cartoon type format lol :)
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disposablepoet Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I was figuratively dying by the time I read the word "Anarchspies". This entry is truly magnificent.
Jenny345 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014
Nice. I am thinking more towards Attack Of The Titans.
SeriesArtiststarter Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is just my opinion here but that would be a joke.

People with this condition can be either The Heroic Savour or The Villainous Destroyer; the point is people should see us, all of us as a Wild Card element, we can be good, we can be bad, we can be whatever; for in truth we could be like many famous icons or figures or we could be ourselves, for to follow a trail is easy; to build a path is fun yet difficult.
dragonfire1000 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well said.
SeriesArtiststarter Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Damn right.
Ragecomics100 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i think it would be a good idea
Lightsthroughshadow Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014  Student Photographer
Really? :)
Ragecomics100 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
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